Tuesday, 14 April 2015

Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Sayings, Messages #2016



Mother’s day is on the 2nd Sunday of the may 2015 and today we Mother’s day 2016 have collected the awesome Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Sayings, Messages specially for you to say your loving mother.

Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Sayings, Messages


Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Sayings, Messages
Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Sayings, Messages
"If evolution really works,
how come Mothers only have two hands?" -Milton Berle

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A mother is a person who seeing there are only four pieces of pie for five people, promptly announces she never did care for pie. - Tenneva Jordan

Happy Mothers Day Quotes From Daughter


Mothers of teenagers know why animals eat their young.
It takes a woman twenty years to make a man of her son, and another woman twenty minutes to make a fool of him.

Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Sayings, Messages


"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment
to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." -Anon
My mother's menu consisted of two choices: Take it or leave it. - Buddy Hackett
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

Mothers Day 2016 Quotes And Sayings From The Bible


It's mother's day,
So thank you Mom
You ought to know
That you're da' bomb!
"It is never easy being a mother.
If it were easy, fathers would do it." -Anon
My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

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Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them.

Funny Mothers Day Quotes, Sayings, Messages


A suburban mother's role is to deliver children obstetrically once, and by car for ever after.

Happy Mother’s Day 2016 Quotes, Messages, Sayings & Cards


"Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your children!" -Sam Levenson
Some are kissing mothers, and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.

Happy Mothers Day 2016 Messages


If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?
Some are kissing mothers, and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.

Quotes About Mothers Day


"I'd like to be the ideal mother,
but I'm too busy raising my kids." -Anon
Some are kissing mothers, and some are scolding mothers, but it is love just the same, and most mothers kiss and scold together.

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Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.
"Children are natural mimics who act like their parents
despite every effort to teach them good manners." –Anon

Happy Mother’s Day 2016 Sms And Messages


Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban: a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts.
"Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment

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Living with a teenage daughter is like living with the Taliban: a mum is not allowed to laugh, sing, dance or wear short skirts.
to show that sleep is not necessary to human life." –Anon
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